If it hadn't been for Love

Jun 20

ITS THAT TIIIIIII…….

ohhcory:

ratchetmess:

…

…nope, nevermind.

not tonight

OWND

High heels weren’t meant to be worn whilst squatting over a naked man in a bathtub!

firsthalloween:

mugglesandmagic:

Goodbye James Gandolfini.

Aw, fuck that’s sad.

Oh. The ducks…

(via heisenbutts)

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Jun 19

gameofthrones:

Oil Painting of Tywin Lannister

(via scruffythegodofthunder)

Don’t stop believing.

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circlejerkcommander:

i am safe and ready for the sex

Me this weekend.

(via destroyingsomethingbeautiful)

• Me with romantic interest: Hi, how've you been lately? How's that project you're working on? Yeah? I'd love to see sometime, dude! How's the family? Good, good. Well, I'll talk to you later! Yeah we definitely need to hang out more often. Hopefully see you soon! :)
• Me with platonic friend: YOU GORGEOUS CREATURE HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE LAST I SAW YOU? HOW I'VE MISSED YOUR LUCID DIAMOND EYES, UGH I JUST WANT TO KISS YOU AND MAKE SWEET, SWEET LOVE UNDER THE MOONLIGHT. WHY ARE YOU SO PERFECTLY SCULPTED, ARE YOU AN ANGEL MADE OF MARBLE LET'S GET MARRIED.
• Me with closest friend: What up, foul beast? You smell of butts. I'm going to fuck your mum.

Jill Meagher’s rapist was sentenced today. Sometimes I wish we carried the death penalty, but at the same time, I’m glad that bastard will have to suffer in confinement for the rest of his life.

Jun 18

inabasket:

Wow, the new Monsters Inc movie looks brutal. 

(Source: spacecadet, via scruffythegodofthunder)